In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership.
Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.
Warning: while reading this book, spontaneous laughter may cause tearing of eyes and or slight urination. Keep tissues handy and you may want to wear protective padding just in case.
~Barb
Learn important things like:
- why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars
- women weren’t created to breathe underwater
- how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra
- what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand
- zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white
- how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men
- following the rules can help you avoid concussions
Price: $2.99
ISBN: 978-0-9879551-04
Available Formats:
- Kindle
- iTunes
- Barnes & Noble
- Epub (Apple iPad/iBooks, Nook, Sony Reader, Kobo, and most e-reading apps including Stanza, Aldiko, Adobe Digital Editions)
Donloree has a such a witty and playful writing style and her sense of humor really shines!
~Lauren
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