There is no question in my mind about the fact that I am a bit odd. There isn’t much about me that’s normal; and that’s ok. I actually like being a little different than everyone else. Perhaps that comes from growing up with a name like Donloree.

I have spent the last 4 years hoping and praying that Angelina Jolie would get a muffin top. She has failed me in every way. Even after giving birth, she still remains muffin top free. If she had a muffin top and was confident about it, all women everywhere would be liberated.

I can’t control my shoe shopping…but is it really that bad?

Taking a deep breath and an assessment of the public washroom floor’s lack of cleanliness, I dropped to the ground, shoved my purse out ahead of me, and started the task of birthing myself out of the stall.