I have spent the last 4 years hoping and praying that Angelina Jolie would get a muffin top. She has failed me in every way. Even after giving birth, she still remains muffin top free. If she had a muffin top and was confident about it, all women everywhere would be liberated.

Taking a deep breath and an assessment of the public washroom floor’s lack of cleanliness, I dropped to the ground, shoved my purse out ahead of me, and started the task of birthing myself out of the stall.

Ok, so I’m not the typical woman. But I’m not Attila the Hun either! I may have been built to work the farm, but it doesn’t mean people should comment on it.

I have the chance to design shoes with Jeffrey Campell and win lovely, suede, over the knee boots from ShoeHunting just for giving my opinion.

Lately, I am totally irresponsible. I’m not doing crazy things likes shopping for shoes every day or anything. I am merely a night owl. At about 8:00 I find myself getting sleepy, and then at about 8:15 I get a huge burst of energy.