There are several things in life that make me crazy. Lint, static, nylons, strapless bras, and dust to name a few; but none of them compare to the crazy making that Tupperware has in my life.

In the effort to rid myself of ‘Happy Arms’ this year I have started to eat only primal foods. This means I eat fruits, vegetables, nuts, meat, eggs, and small amounts of dark chocolate.

During this endeavor I have met a vegetable that drives me crazy and I just can’t figure out what it is.

Yams. I hate them.

There are things in life that seem like they will be fun and everyone thinks they will be fun, but they aren’t. They are horrible.

Suddenly it feels as though my clothes don’t fit and I need an epic nap. Being the professional woman I am; I will continue on working and stay alert despite the bloatation.