I like to think Christmas is a time of connecting with family, remembering why the holiday exists in the first place, purchasing and wrapping gifts, and some quiet moments of rest…but let’s have a moment of honesty. It’s a good excuse to eat everything you know you shouldn’t.

Women sometimes just don’t want to hear the truth some days. This is why we ask questions like, “Do I look fat in this outfit?” We just want to be oblivious and enjoy the moment. Until last night, I used to think that men never did such things.

Pickles may possibly be one of the weirder canned foods out there. As far as I know, cucumbers are the only food that gets a new name once they are canned.