I have spent the last 4 years hoping and praying that Angelina Jolie would get a muffin top. She has failed me in every way. Even after giving birth, she still remains muffin top free. If she had a muffin top and was confident about it, all women everywhere would be liberated.

Ok. I will admit it. At times, women can be wily creatures that pull out all the stops to get away with things that men only dream about. This usually involves using coercion to get men to help them with things they don’t want to do.

There I was walking downtown with one of my male co-workers; portfolio in one hand and a cup of hot, hot coffee in the other. Suddenly a gust of wind picked up the hem of my cute Kenneth Cole dress and I became Marilyn Monroe for a moment.

I have the chance to design shoes with Jeffrey Campell and win lovely, suede, over the knee boots from ShoeHunting just for giving my opinion.

I am a knitter, and am apt to buy yarn without a purpose just because it’s a one of a kind blend or hand dyed. I am not against fiber arts in the least. I just don’t think that knitting or crocheting this garment is a good idea. There are just WAY too many issues with it.