Upon entering the ‘fun’ yoga studio, I was greeted by bendy people wearing very tight clothing. I felt like the chubby girl that tries out for cheerleading; awkward, out of place, and not sure what to do next.

There is no question in my mind about the fact that I am a bit odd. There isn’t much about me that’s normal; and that’s ok. I actually like being a little different than everyone else. Perhaps that comes from growing up with a name like Donloree.

I immediately implemented the Primal Eating plan. I went home, baked some brownies, and KILLED them.

Ok. I will admit it. At times, women can be wily creatures that pull out all the stops to get away with things that men only dream about. This usually involves using coercion to get men to help them with things they don’t want to do.

Just moments prior I was bemoaning the fact that I had eaten a handful of M&M’s. I was so excited that I went to reception and grabbed another handful of the delicious and miraculous anti-wrinkle candies to munch on while I read the article.