Donloree Hoffman » Advice for Men http://www.donloree.com Real Woman, Real Funny Wed, 14 Apr 2010 03:00:28 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Newsflash For Men http://www.donloree.com/2009/11/13/newsflash-for-men/ http://www.donloree.com/2009/11/13/newsflash-for-men/#comments Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:19:29 +0000 Donloree http://www.donloree.com/?p=528 Please don’t cat call, honk your horn at us, or whistle at us.

What are you hoping for?  That we suddenly notice you and run over to you and abandon everything at that moment?

Hate to burst your bubble.  It’s never going to happen.

What usually happens is we get startled, then we look around to see what is causing the commotion, seeing no commotion we think our purse is spilling its contents all over the street, then we realize you’re being an idiot and we roll our eyes.

The best you’re going to get is an eye roll, is that what you hoped for?  If so, consider yourself successful.

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