In an effort to get in shape and rid herself of the insidious muffin top, Donloree puts down the cheesecake and picks up a gym membership.
Join in the crazy misadventures as she fights the battle of the bulge and barely lives to tell about it.
Warning: while reading this book, spontaneous laughter may cause tearing of eyes and or slight urination. Keep tissues handy and you may want to wear protective padding just in case.
Learn important things like:
- why ski lifts come equipped with safety bars
- women weren’t created to breathe underwater
- how to navigate a day in the office after forgetting your bra
- what to do when everyone else is doing the pretzel handstand
- zebras can be red and cream, not just black and white
- how to avoid being swam over by a hoard of men
- following the rules can help you avoid concussions
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Donloree has a such a witty and playful writing style and her sense of humor really shines!