The longest swim of my life ensued. Battling panic, hyperventilation, and being lapped by a group of men swimmers took every single ounce of energy that I had. Jon and Nancy were forced to watch a floundering woman use a doggie paddle and back float method to complete a swim that took 6 times longer than it should have.

Not only do bras support, they keep track of missing objects. Like a good woman, they can multi-task for hours without blinking an eye.

There are several things in life that make me crazy. Lint, static, nylons, strapless bras, and dust to name a few; but none of them compare to the crazy making that Tupperware has in my life.

I know I complain about living in the arctic during the winter months, but there are at least 5 good things about it.

You can’t do life alone; it is mean to be run together. Who do you run the path of life with? Who makes sure you get your lazy self out of bed in the morning? Who are you sharing your life with, no matter what the pace?