Yesterday was the 6 week mark. 6 weeks until I paint myself brown, wear the most uncomfortable shoes known to woman-kind, and wear a bikini on a stage.
OH MY LANTA!
Suddenly, something occurred to me. How the world am I going to keep that suit with the tiny bottom from going places it shouldn’t while on stage? I don’t know what would be worse, a suit that has gone north or a competitor bringing the suit back down south while on stage…
Have you seen the back of the suits?!
Once again, Google is my friend. There is a magical glue for just this thing called Bikini Bite.
This exclusive spray fastener is designed to keep your bikini from slipping and riding up in places that you don’t desire. Easy to use, spray‐on can allows fast, even coverage and quick drying time so you can be confident when you step on stage.
I wonder if it can help me be confident with my muffin top too…hmmm…
So my one remaining question is – What do I do when my anxiety ridden bladder shows up right before I go on stage? I am going to need someone there with Bikini Bite in hand to ensure everything is glued and good to go!