Tight Pants for Christmas

Posted on 25 December 2009

Christmas is a barrage of great tasting, fat-filled foods that no woman or her pants can stand up to.

I like to think Christmas is a time of connecting with family, remembering why the holiday exists in the first place, purchasing and wrapping gifts, and some quiet moments of rest…but let’s have a moment of honesty.  It’s a good excuse to eat everything you know you shouldn’t.

Cookies, candies, chocolate covered anything and everything, cakes, nuts, caramel corn, and pies are lurking all over the place.

A woman who is trying to eat Primally has no hope of success over Christmas unless she has a will of iron.  I forgot to ask Santa for that this Christmas.

Every Christmas my family vows to eat healthy and go for a run together every morning.

I last for one to two days at the most.

Then the sleeping in and sloth-like habits take over from sugar-induced comas.

At this point, we all WANT to be good, but can’t…

DL – Hey guys.  Ummm….are we going for a run today?
Thinner Family Member – Well, we are supposed to…perhaps later?
DL – Yeah.  Sure.  LATER it is.

Then when later comes, I am conveniently busy with a piece of cheesecake and just can’t go for a run.  Shoot!

Every year I get the SAME THING for Christmas – tight pants.

My question is – who ISN’T vowing to go on a diet tomorrow?

PS – I just ate my last *wink* peanut butter and chocolate cookie…

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5 responses to Tight Pants for Christmas

  • Athena says:

    Ok, bring it on…7:30am, I bet you won’t be there!!

  • Motha Jaz Running Club says:

    Ok, enough negativity…7:30am we look forward to seeing you out there. Bet we won’t see you!!

  • Donloree says:

    Umm…I already have my alarm set, so there! :)

    I’m not negative! What’s with the 730am trash talk? Lol! My family, all up in arms!

    Tomorrow, its running at 730 for everyone! ;)

  • Stacy says:

    We planning on running over Christmas too!! We did actually go on a 2.5 hour hike yesterday so maybe these runs will work out! :) Merry Christmas to you and your other half, we’ll see you guys soon! Best of luck on the runs!!!!

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