Wild Horses Couldn’t Drag Me…
Posted on 07 December 2009
I grew up in the city and still live in the city. Thus, there is no reason for me to understand farms and wild creatures.
This weekend I traveled up north to Athabasca in the -27 degree Celsius weather to visit a fabulous friend from the coast that was visiting another fabulous friend who happens to live in Athabasca.
While traveling on the one lane highway covered in snow and ice, I saw a rather odd sign after passing a VERY small town that consisted of a gas station, 5 trees, and a fork in the road. It read:
CAUTION. Wild Animal Crossing Next 40 KMS.
My question is how do you know when the wild animals are going to cross? In the city, we have amber lights that flash when pedestrians want to cross the road. It is very organized. The drivers slow down and the people cross without mishap.
So you don't harm the people on foot while driving.
When a herd of wild horses burst out of the trees and run next to your car and onto the road, there are no amber lights flashing. You have to deftly maneuver the car to a quick halt without sliding all over the road or maiming a horse that has decided to cross NOW and bring all his friends along to circle your car for awhile. It takes all your womanly mental strength to not scream while slowing down as fast as the ice will allow and avoid the monstrous four legged creatures.
Amber lights anyone?
Once I realized I had stayed on the road and didn’t need to drag the carcass of a dead horse off the road, all I could think was: “Who’s horses are these and why are they outside in the cold weather without even mittens on their hooves?! ”
Don’t horses get cold? Shouldn’t they be wearing more than their God-given coats when it’s -27 degrees Celsius outside?
Is this something that all non-city people know the answer to? Someone, help me!
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Hey my Donloree – you are a really good urban woman, so just keep being urban and help those poor farm people coming into the city and they will help you when you are out about in the rural vicinity!
True enough. I will leave the wild animals and middle of nowhere craziness for others. I will continue on my path of boutique shopping and good coffee for when they come to visit me!