Bloatation

Posted on 17 November 2009

I woke up this morning and felt cute and sassy after dressing in my toffee coloured heels, jeans, rose coloured shirt, and streamlined, chocolate brown Kenneth Cole suit coat.

Then I ate lunch.

Not a big lunch mind you; merely some Knorr soup and a handful of crackers.

Now I have bloatation.  I don’t know if bloatation was actually a word before this, but as of this moment it’s a real word according to me.

This word can be found in the Dictionaryloree.

Bloatation <bah-low-tay-shun>. Noun.  The result of eating too much food in one sitting.

Suddenly it feels as though my clothes don’t fit and I need an epic nap.  Being the professional woman I am; I will continue on working and stay alert despite the bloatation.

Anyone else having random bloatation issues out there?