Five things that men get away with that women just can’t…
Posted on 04 November 2009
In my opinion, men have it pretty good. They get away with things that women only dream about being able to get away with.
- Grey hair. On men it’s distinguished and attractive. For a woman this is a death sentence of her youth and it makes her look haggard. Hair dye is required immediately.
- Not shaving. Most men are attractive when they forget to shave. It gives them a rough, somewhat sexy appeal…but if woman forgets to shave her legs or armpits people whisper behind their hands in shock. There is nothing sexy about it at all
- Wrinkles. Women = crow’s feet. Men = laugh lines. What? Can’t women laugh too?
- Gaining 10 pounds. Need I say more?
- Loosening of the pants. No woman is allowed to lean back after a large meal, undo the top button of her pants, let her gut hang out, and announce how full she is. She has to suffer in silence while her pants cut her blood supply off at the waist.
So what’s the deal?
All I know is that I have LAUGH LINES. And don’t you forget it!
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Donloree, if you pants are cutting off your blood flow #4 isn’t far behind.